journey in medical college: dci(diffuse cerebral involvement)

journey in medical college: dci(diffuse cerebral involvement): "i remember that was the gynecology lecture when i was bored of listening ovarian malignancy n i started to write in my notebook whateva cam..."

dci(diffuse cerebral involvement)

i remember that was the gynecology lecture when i was  bored of listening ovarian malignancy n i started to write in my notebook whateva came to my cranium...so here it is what i wrote...

what's going on????
nobody seems interested in malignancies n m'am still trying to explain ovarian malignancy....

well here i will tell the role of malignancies in our medical student life..
ovarian malignancy although itz a malignancy of ovaries but it does causes malignant effect over graduates brain sounds like ovarian tumor metastasize to brain and causes infarction there which finally leads to neurological deficit like mutism, behavioral changes,increase in sweating,tingling sensation ,numbness and many more esp when a professor or examiner ask about it...
these are the common signs  and symptoms seen among us during orals when they ask something

so,one can imagine how does a small / minor tumor anywhere inside the body finally reaches our brain and is responsible for the lethal effects which we express through our body language during orals..

and we are totally not responsible for such signs itz just because every single tumor is strong enough that it enters our body somehow and responsible for such signs and symptoms

journey in medical college

this is my last year better to say last 4 months of college lyf afterwards i knoe my life gonna change and all that life's drama will show up,no other option..hehe..so,here i am describing my personal experience about the medico's life..the time i entered this college i had no idea where it will lead me to, at that moment i was scared of "customary sessions" more than my future..when i came to hostel there was no room for me.i was like a homeless person..they gave me and other girl a temporary room to spent night  he he just night ;)..the time i entered the room, all the seniors rushed in  n here started my interactive sessions..it was worst for me..i felt like a prey to them,they took my introduction like anything.i was their favorite candidate...but now i smile :) when i think about it..
it was my first year n u know the first year torture like u got to dress up like an idiot so that u become piece of attraction because of being moron or anyone can easily recognize you..first time watching a dead body in the D-HALL was not horrible but me describing the anatomical planes on the dead body with hernia was like completely horrible..well everybody was blank except my sir so it was like shitting with elegance among all filthy shitters..we call our sir BAKASUR( who speaks rubbish a lot)..dissection part was really interesting because we didn't know what we were doing just got to take out everything..it was difficult to memorize the different names of arteries,veins n nerves at least for me as staying up till 3  or 4 in the morning for interactive sessions then corridor rules (shower before 6) i had no time to study....there were 2 dead bodies given to girls n boys..i remember one incident when one guy came to us n said that do you have testis because we don't have.. ha ha..actually their body was macerated one,so the genitals..we all laughed like hell afterwards..remember all the stages(test of each section)how i ruined some vivas/orals though they considered me intelligent ,i guess..;)

biochemistry lectures,they just taught us chromatography every day.we never took it seriously..we used to throw paper balls in the class. whenever they ask us questions everyone hide under the desk and the one left who couldn't hide had to answer.. those teachers never caught the formers.


physiology was meant to be the sleeping class..everyone even the one who was sitting in-front had to sleep.ma'm never caught us but after few months she started to mark absent n chucked us out of the class..i mean out of class was OK but marking us absent --no way.. doing reflexes n everything with other m'am was fun.that lady was partial..she likes guys so she won't let a chance to escape to insult us..


i learnt one thing here in first year that professors don't like girls they like guys more,it was not like that all professors were ladies we had male professors too..but they never scold guys instead they scold girls everyday..we all girls wished to be guys in first year.. ha ha..this reminds me of the "testis" story..we couldn't make out when we gave exams(although i was a true struggle) n when we passed,everything happened so fast...

well,first year passed in rush,even we didn't realize how it passed..itz nice when i remember my time...what i learnt seriously after first year-- that this medical journey isn't an easy one......... 
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to be continued.........................